jekkies:

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

toasty-cowboy:

psyduckscience:

campyvillain:

…minnie is what

Source: @_jessavi

space-owl:

magbeth:

like to charge reblog to cast

coughloop:

coughloop:

you are insane

mysharona1987:

Originally posted by nintin-logic

thebigcomed0wn:

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

crazy-brazilian:

ariassong:

muddyandfoxgloved:

Edit: link to tweet

johnwaynegayscene:

powerfulwizard:

pirogieses:

thedeepweb:

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

simply-sweetness:

congrats guys