"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
oh you have your period? well you have two options.
you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
sounds awful. what's my second option.
a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
still seems pretty awful.
wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
i think i'll go with my third option.
what third option?
i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
Just look at her now though.
In the first movie, she was white as a sheet, with fake colours, hair and emotions.
She looks more natural in the second movie because Katniss and Peeta inspired her, and she felt close to them. Now that they’re being ripped away from her, she doesn’t love the Capitol enough to smile.
She’s burning with fear and anger and sorrow.
now this is what i call minor character development at it’s finest
I LITERALLY CANNOT JUST SCROLL PAST THIS POST IT’S PROBABLY THE TENTH TIME I’VE REBLOGGED IT TODAY NO JOKE
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
I won’t be happy until birds rule the internet because BIRDS.
I noticed in all those fandoms post they miss many awesome fandoms, so reblog if you see your fandom here (if not, add it)
I don’t think a single person on this website can not reblog this.
none of the pictures showed up for me at first and I thought this was some really snarky post saying none of us give a shit about fandoms
is a student in school or college
has a brother/friend named kristoff
has an enemy named hans or hanna who is an antagonist
falls in love with older hot blonde girl named elsa
gets embarrassed when kristoff easily sees she's in love
gets persuaded to go for elsa
goes for elsa
love and fluff ensues with elsa
maybe some plot in there idk
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
OMG I’M SO DONE
The dog’s just like…… dafuq?
I’m so done
I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing