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rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

tumbledore-:

God I love this time of year.

tumbledore-:

God I love this time of year.

rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

okstupidd:

gabrielladressedinyellow:

I’m not being nice anymore.

I applaud this.

okstupidd:

gabrielladressedinyellow:

I’m not being nice anymore.

I applaud this.

craylittleliars:

Character development

shit-totally-happens:

dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

BRUH. WRITE A FUCKING BOOK THAT IS THE MOST GENIUS THING I’VE FUCKING READ.

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

richxsoul:

Most accurate tweet ever

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

lillypeppermint:

nightwatch-official:

geekygothgirl:

gorgonetta:

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

it’s really interesting seeing death portrayed as a woman 

Especially a a nurturer rather than a destroyer

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill